Every time I clean my toilets I think of my mom. This is because many years ago she bestowed upon me the following pearl of wisdom:
"Your toilet should be so clean that if you ever have a party and a guest has to throw up, they should be able to throw up in your toilet without being disgusted. Always be sure your guests have a sparkling clean toilet to throw up in."
Hospitality 101. You can see why I never forgot it.
Thanks mom, for being so very, very practical. My drunken party guests pregnant friends thank you, too.